Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Just like the sky...

like the 4th of July, the rest of the month is full of fireworks! This Friday at the Lookout its the July edition of the PORN PARTY with the hotness that is Cole Streets and Chris Porter of Raging Stallion. Win free porn with dildo ring toss. Hosted by Cookie Dough, who will not be in her Sophia Petrillo drag from her amazing Golden Girls stage show with Heklina and Pollo Del Mar.


Then I'll be in San Diego for Pride visiting friends I haven't seen in forever while basking in some warm weather. Since its Winter in July for San Francisco, I won't miss it much!

After San Diego Pride, it's time for Folsom street fair's nasty little brother to come back! Up your Alley aka Dore Alley festival is Sunday July 25th. Its more concentrated than Folsom, so anything goes! The Lookout is having a nasty lights out party called Blackout hosted by Sister Roma and Samuel Colt. God knows whats gonna happen with those two involved and me providing a sleazy electro soundtrack!



Before the month finishes out I get to dance my ass of to KELIS and ROBYN at Mezzanine! This will be one show not to be missed. They both have awesome beats and fierce style. Watch out!



At the end of July its time to turn up the heat for Locoya's HAUTE! I don't know how he does it, but Locoya manages to bring the HOTTEST never before seen boys to San Francisco for his events. I swear he grows them in his backyard garden, feeding them a diet of protein muffins and meat patties. There's a Belvedere sponsored pool in the back of Lime and an underwear and sunglasses fashion show. This will be FEROCIOUS! Thursday July 29th at Lime!

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Pride 2010 pics and MORE!


San Francisco Pride was fun and exhausting with back to back gigs and parties and gorgeous people as you can see...









Tuesday, June 22, 2010

It's GO time!


PRIDE WEEK!
BLACK FRIDAY!
PINK SATURDAY
PRIDE SUNDAY!
Catch me if you can!


440 CASTRO Thursday night and Friday Happy Hour. Tell me this isnt the hottest flyer with all our sexy bartenders. If anyone can photoshop me in, please do!


THE LOOKOUT is launching a new party on Black Friday, just in time for Pride. I'll be DJing along one of my mentors, DJ Kidd Sysko. Free mug shots and lots of frisking!


My FAVORITE clothing store SUI GENERIS is having an intimate engagment on Pink Saturday in the afternoon. I'm opening up for Jason Kendig. He's gorgeous and talented and part of the Honey Soundsystem tribe. Last chance to get a cute outfit for this weekend!


CHASER returns to THE END UP! I'm DJing from 5-10p before the jaw dropping show. This is one to watch!

This flyer I love, not because Monistat forgot to put my name on it, but because On the Radio was one of the first records I ever owned as a kid.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

PRIDE MONTH EVENTS

Geez where do I start? OK i guess the beginning! TONS of DJ gigs this month. This is going to be my busiest month EVER.

Every Thursday night and Friday Happy Hour at 440 Castro Gogo dancers, drink specials and me playing sleazy electro music and some old school faves!

I'm also playing at the Lookout every Friday this month and a couple Sundays too. This Friday there's a swimsuit show and model auction benefiting Our Love. Next week the fun fun PORN PARTY!

Saturday June 19th is Wet n Wild at Club 8. I've played several of the parties at Club 8 but this will be my Wet n Wild debut. It's also a party for Philip the promoter's birthday, who's an awesome guy. Hot boys and hot queens make for good times!



Chaser makes its triumphant return to The End Up on Pink Saturday. GLAMAMORE,ANNA CONDA, MUTHACHUCKA, AMBROSIA SALAD, DOWNEY, VIVVYANNE FOREVERMORE, PHATIMA, ALEXIS BLAIR PENNEY and others are lined up to steal the show from MONISTAT. This outta be an eyeful vs the eyeful of bridge and tunnel you're gonna see if you go to the Castro this night.

Before Chaser, I'll be spinning a quick set at Sui Generis my favorite clothing shop in the Castro. Drinks, nibbles, and fabulous new and used clothing. Here's the invite for that. Perfect place to get a fierce look for pride!

Finally I get a day of rest, sort of, for the Pride Festival. There's a few parties to hit up like Bodyrock and Juanita Moore's party at Mission rock.

With all that going on, you might need some tunes. Got ya covered.
Happy pride y'all!

DJ Guy Ruben - Promo mix May 2010 by DJ Guy Ruben

Friday, May 28, 2010

THE REAL WORLD - Guerneville

We had a BLAST in Guerneville last weekend. Stayed in a gorgeous house that had a hot tub and everything else you could possibly want in the Russian River. Here's a couple pics, but trust the outtakes are SCANDALOSO!







HOLIDAY!

It's Memorial Day weekend and I'll be running around all weekend! DJ gigs, events, photo ops, yadda yadda!

Friday I'll be at my regular Happy Hour Friday gig at 440 Castro spinning my usual Friday happy hour mix of disco, freestyle, 80's and then moving on to electro!

Then I'll be spinning at The Lonestar your friendly Soma neighborhood bear, cub, otter, wildlife bar. Whenever I play in Soma i tend to get a bit cruisy, both in the booth and with my sound. We'll see what I pull out tonight!

Finally on Sunday I'll be playing JOCK at the Lookout Hot boys running around in speedos, drunk of Jello shots? YES PLEASE!

After that I'll be at TRANNYSHACK for their infamous Madonna tribute. I WISH I was DJing this! Madonna nights are always the BEST Trannyshack shows and the lineup of queens is rather impressive.

Thank god Monday is a HOLIDAY, celebrate!

June is shaping up to be a busy month with gigs in addition to my regular gigs. More on that soon....

Thursday, May 6, 2010

CLAP YOUR HANDS



Just in time for my regular Thursday night and Friday Happy gigs at 440 Castro, HAUS this Sunday at Club 8 and my regular gigs at The Lookout - I unleash my latest assault on your aural senses!

DJ Guy Ruben - Promo mix May 2010 by dj Guy Ruben

Of course it's hard to capture how I sound when I mix live with an inspiring audience of club goers, but this definitely gives you a sampling of what you'll hear when you come see me. Listen, Download for free, dance and ENJOY!

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Sue Sylvester dance on air

Will Shuster, I hate you!

Yet another reason to love Glee! The all Madonna episode premieres next Tuesday. Be sure to set those DVR's!

Friday, April 9, 2010

Lookout Weekend here I come....


Because weekends were made for fun!

TODAY/TONIGHT is gonna be a busy one. Spinning at 440 Castro for Happy Hour from 5-9p. Happy Hour is always so much fun, there's always a great mix of regulars and then a mix of people visiting or just checking things out. Lately I've been kinda obsessed with disco and early 80's and 90's house. Come check out how I've been serving happy hour!

Then right after its the Lookout for OTTERPOPS hosted by the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. Hot Otter contest at 11p YAY! Lookout is always fun and the bartenders are smokin hot! Here's a link to their website which features another fierce mix by DJ Guy Ruben. Download that shiz!
http://www.lookoutsf.com/talent/dj-guy-ruben

Then I'll be checking out the Electronic Music Bears Anniversary party. They've featured my mixes on their blog so of course I'll be there to support the boys. Monistat will be puking or something on stage, NOT TO BE MISSED!
Here's a link to my mix they posted a while back.
http://electronicmusicbears.podomatic.com/entry/eg/2009-11-04T11_47_51-08_00